Eminem ☆ Detroit Vs. Everybody (feat. Eminem, Royce da 5’9″, Big Sean, Danny Brown, Dej Loaf & Trick Trick)

Tell ’em if they want it
they can come get that static
I swear I love my city
I just want a little static
See me they salute me
they ain’t ready for that static
Detroit vs Everybody
I took a bite out the rotten apple
by the poison tree
All these females
need to email to make noise
And now things changin’ a lot
he fuck with my authority
Then he shall see shells
but not by the seashore
If he gang bangin’ or not
It’s simple as the alphabet
F with me that G shall surely see
He definitely is ’bout it
it’s retail fraud he’s weak
The honest gesture
the trigger finger
’round the diamond tester
we tail flaw with heat
The same soldier it’s me
myself and I
Ridin’ ’round shootin’
my biopic and my autobiography
Range Rover
this ain’t the squash beef state
You thinkin’ makeup
we thinkin’ Lark Voorhies face
The twin Eagle’s an Aries coupe
might as well ride
by in an ambulance
My pair’ll shoot
like skydivin’ in Hammer pants
So call it siblin’ rivalry
Take his life call it
the unforgivable robbery
A wise man told me
that holdin’ a grudge is like
Lettin’ somebody just live inside
of your head rent free
Real talk I don’t got time
to evict these clowns
Y’all niggas been bitches
that’s none of my business
but I don’t sip tea
That’s Nickel
Ride around his block
All he knows is pitfalls
that’s why he’s always
climbin’ out his drop
I got a question
Do you wanna ride or die
Welcome to Detroit mothafucka
Boy I need no halves and halves
I want the game in entirety
100 percent cut
no stitches required
Welcome to Detroit
where if you get that promotion
Don’t worry man them bullets
will still be at your ass firin’
I still call it safe
I would suck if I was umpirin’
Boy I hit the beat I just treat
that shit like a diary
I’m offended if you hear
my new shit and
you ain’t rewindin’ me
Self made I never needed your
bail or a wire see
I’m never callin’ collect
I call to collect
My homie wanted a Chevy
so I put my dog in the vet
Plus I’m so loyal that
that paper boy is all that I fetch
If the ball in my hand
then the ball in the net
Bitch I’m the D
can’t no offense dunk on me
I’m Mr Big Shot
these hoes get drunk off me
I’m overrespected my mama
gated community’s overprotected
So futuristic I’m already
over my next bitch
Reminiscin’ on listenin’ to
50 fifty times a day
Back when tenth grade
was like fifty days away
Tryna get paid fifty ways a day
Used to put fifty on the layaway
now my closet fifty shades of grey
Twenty six and I done lived
a lifetime a few times
From futons to Grey Poupons
In church tryna get a
little savings yeah coupons
I spit that A1 every day
I’m hittin’ new primes
Now the stakes high
niggas surprised at the new lines
Or takin’ down my number like
you still ain’t got a new line
Nah it’s the same
we’ve been laborin’ for years
I know it took
way longer than 9 months
but fuck it
it’s all in due time
I turned a blunt to a roach with
dreams of bein’ a Beatle though
Don’t want to I need to
ya gotta learn to keep it cerebral
When you come up in a place
where everyone got a piece
but ain’t peaceful
This is just part one
wait ’til the sequel
Tell ’em if they want it
they can come get that static
I swear I love my city
I just want a little static
See me they salute me
they ain’t ready for that static
Detroit vs Everybody
Comin’ from them streets
where they thirsty starvin’ to eat
Just a step away from failin’
that’s why they call it the D
Arguably the whole reason
for all of this honesty
Honestly no honor roll
but honored up in them streets
Cause I’m a Linwood nigga
them young niggas say
Put a stack on your head
you’ll bleed a lake on Grand River
And to think y’all hood
harder then I might beg to differ
Know some killers pull the trigger
for a Swisher and Miller
In a blink I’ll hit your kisser
bet you ass ain’t rememberin’
They say my city’s tougher
than two fat bitches scissoring
So nigga I’m a veteran
retire my letterman
Had K’s in front ya school
but I ain’t go to Kettering
Cough up a lung
313 where I’m from
Xan got me cross eyed
like Bernstein’s son
And these niggas try to copy
put I hold on this time
It’s us vs them
Detroit vs Everybody
Lately it seems as
if it’s me against the world
Like it was
before my life became a movie
And they used to use
my mothafuckin’ trailer
to tease me with
But I flipped that script
like AB filler
Painkillers to pop
that lid off that safety seal
It made me feel amazing
Navy SEAL of bravery
And if I may reiterate
I ain’t even need a script
I ain’t bein’ conceited
But I made it to radio eat a dick
I still never ABC the shit
Mainstream appeal and the skill
is what made me iller
Since before they called
Jay Dee Dilla
I was daydreamin’
one day I would be the shit
And if I ever end up escapin’
the streets I swear
that I would stay here
Still in it I’m crazy
I’ll always be real
Don’t make me steal an 18 wheeler
Break all of my friends
out of here
and take ’em straight
to the Mercedes dealer
Peel off back to the same block
that we came from rampage
You crazy for me to flip
What’s makin’ you think
I need a switch
Cause I’m Adrian Peterson
When he’s raging and heated
and on the way to go beat his kid
On the track I spank like
he just did
DETROIT
I can’t never leave this bitch
Sick of bein’ treated
like me and shit
But Jesus I can see just
why people quit
callin’ me to do features
And them cyphers on BET
cause if I wasn’t me
I probably wouldn’t want to
play with me neither shit
Seems to be
reachin’ this fever pitch
180 degrees in here trying to wait
for the cedar chips
MCs just bit off more than
they can chew like a face
full of Swedish Fish
Or Lorena with two penises
Hateful ingeniousness
this inconvenience
And for the record
you won’t want this kind of static
in your life
When I’m makin’ you cling to it
They consider tryna reinsulate
yah when it’s maybe in
for another crazy winter
Cause so cold in the D
it is as days begin to tick away
But ain’t this
really what made me
into the angry bitter blonde
But ain’t we
sick of bein’ underdogs
Don’t make me unleash
this shit release this Pit
May even seem as if
I’m yankin’ your chain a bit
or maybe the way
in which I’m sayin’ shit
Is playin’ with you
but ain’t shit changing
And it’s still the same shit
and Shady’s still a lady killer
Since the day I went insane
and attacked the baby sitter
With a potato peeler
and mushed her face
into the entertainment center
It’s like another plane
just entered into Ukraine again
The Bermuda Triangle
and attempted to
make a safety center
Awaiting anyone
who ain’t affiliated
it could be danger
Did you make arrangements
with the gangsters
‘fore you came here
And if they mention us
Tell ’em if they want it
they can come get that static
I swear I love my city
I just want a little static
See me they salute me
they ain’t ready for that static
Detroit vs Everybody
What up doe
it’s the godfather Trick Trick
You either ridin’ with us
or gettin’ rolled on
That means Detroit vs Everybody
Hey Em
let me get that instrumental
take it down to the hood
let the little homies
get this remix crackin’
Detroit