Eminem ☆ Ass Like That

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
I don’t believe it
it’s almost too good
to be true
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
The way she moves
she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to
the new Nelly jams I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think
I’m gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Please I’m a human being
I have needs
I’m not done
not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest
I am agreeing Mr Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the
ground any further
it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me
like a murderer
I just like to pee pee pee
Yes I make r&b
I sing song it go
Ring a chong a ching chong
chong chong ching
Psych I joke I joke
I kidd I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry
please please forgive
For I am Triumph
the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with
anything I sing
you will love it
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
Everytime I see that
show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing doing doing
Mary Kate and Ashley
used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older
they’re starting to
grow bum bums
I go to the movies and
sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Geez I just got my seat
I have ticket look I
put away my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from
this movie theater please
I did not even get to see
Mary Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene
or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like Im
pee wee herman this movies PG
Mr Officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent
cop a plea and be free
Free yes free
right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s
with Michael he’s too busy
I am Triumph
Britney Spears has
shoulders like a man
And I can say that and
you’ll laugh cuz that
is a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is
not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a
butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say
ass and she’ll make
my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
The way she moves
she dances like a go go
In that video she sings
get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend
hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
My computers would be seized
and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies
Mr Officer looky
take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice
take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me
no not even me
I don’t even know if
I can say the word pee pee pee
On the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast
I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke I joke
I kidd I kidd
I don’t think my
joke is working
I must flee quick
Get to the chopper
everybody get out
I am not Triumph
I am Arnold get down
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani
will you pee pee on me please
I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
Cuz the way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Fuck is wrong with you ha