Eminem ☆ Rain Man

Yeahhh
Definitely definately
definately dope
Definitely definately
K Mart yeah
Yeah
You find me offensive
I find you offensive for
finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw out
or line any fences if so
to what extents
if any should I go
Cause it’s getting expensive
Being on the other
side of the courtroom
on the defensive
They say I cause extensive
psychological nerve damage
to the brain
when I go to lengths
this far at other
people’s expenses
I say you’re all
just too God damned
sensitive
It’s censorship and
it’s downright blasphemous
Let’s end this shit now
cause I won’t stand for this
And Christopher Reeves
won’t sit for this neither
And let’s clear this up too
I ain’t got no beef
with him either
He used to be like a hero
to me I even believe I
had one of those 25 cent
stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must of put a hex
on him for later
I feel like it’s my fault
cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between
him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman I killed
Superman and how ironic
That I’d be the bad guy
kryptonite the green chronic
Cause I ain’t got no legs
or no brain
Nice to meet you
hi my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become
what I became
with this level of fame
My soul is possessed
by this devil my new name is
Rain Man
Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch
two lesbians in bed
have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were
given the consent to join in
Then of course
it’s intercourse and
it’s bisexual sex
Which isn’t as bad
as long as you
show some remorse
for your actions
either before during
or after
Performing the act
of that which
Is normally referred to as
such more commonly
known phrases
That are more used
by today’s kids
in a more derogatory way
But who’s to say
what’s fair to say
And what not to say
let’s ask Dr Dre
Dr Dre what up
I got a question if I may
Is it gay to play putt putt
golf with a friend
And watch his butt butt
when he tees off
But uh I ain’t done yet
In football the quarterback
yells out hut hut
While he reaches
in another grown man’s ass
Grabs on his nuts
but just what if
It was never meant
it was just an accident
But he tripped fell slipped
and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round
hiney and he didn’t mean it
But his little weenie
flinched just a little bit
And I don’t need to go into
any more details but
What if he pictured it
as a female’s butt
Is that gay I just need
to clear things up
‘Til then I’ll just walk
around with a manly strut
because
Cause I ain’t got no legs
or no brain
Nice to meet you
hi my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become
what I became
with this level of fame
My soul is possessed
by this devil my new name is
Rain Man
You find me offensive
I find you offensive
Shit this is the same verse
I just did this
When am I gonna come
to my good senses
Probably the day Bush comes
to my defenses
My spider sense is tell
in me SpiderMan is nearby
And my plan is
to get him next
And open up a whoop
ass canister
God damnit Dre
where’s the God damned beat
Anyway anyway I don’t know
how else to put it
This is the only thing
that I’m good at
I am the bad guy
kryptonite the green chronic
Demonic yup yup
don’t worry I’m on it
I got it
high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica’s ass
and walked away
And as she flew around
the room like a balloon I
Grabbed the last can of
chicken tuna out the trash
can and zoom I
Headed straight back
to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter
jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And I don’t even gotta make
no God damned sense
I just did a whole song and
I didn’t say shit
Cause I ain’t got no legs
or no brain
Nice to meet you
hi my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become
what I became
with this level of fame
My soul is possessed
by this devil
my new name is
Rain Man
Cause AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
Yup Rain Man
Definitely
definitely Dr Dre
Super dope beatmaker
Two thousand
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four hundred and
eighty seven million
Nine hundred and se seventy
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and sixty three
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