☆ Stupid Motherfuckers

[Intro]

Yo Ren, you’re ready to go get this money?
(Believe that, boy)
You’re strapped?
(Yeah, you know it)
Let’s go do this shit, man, I got it all planned out
(Yeah, shoot any motherfucker that moves)
(gun shot) Alright everybody

[Verse 1: Eazy-E]
This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down
Ren, gag their mouths so they can’t make a sound
Tie em up for the fact that I’m kickin ass
I got my hand on my gat, and I’m tempted to blast
My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out
This ain’t personal, but now I’m about
To commit a crime and go through with it
You know what, no need for shaking, because I’m used to it
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand
Yeah, he’s wearing a badge, but he’s a ol’ ass man
Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun
So me and the punk can go one on one
Cover the lens on the TV screen
You know so me and my gang, just can’t be seen
Lock the doors, and throw away the key
Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see
And smile, you know, cause I’m controlling the shit
And no sucker ass nigga’s gonna stop the hit
Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt
That means I’m ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so

[Hook]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt [gunshot]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt [gunshot]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt [gunshot]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt [gunshot]

(Alright, anybody move and I’ll blow your fucking head off)

[Verse 2: Eazy-E]
Alright
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fucking floor
Don’t make me have to set an example today
And blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I’m in a bank, and it’s a little bit funny
Taking all you stupid motherfuckers’ money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick’s on hard
Laughing at the dumb ass security guard
Who’s tied up for the moment, not saying a word
I should have known it before, the motherfucker’s a nerd
But back to the bitches I’m peepin’
And then untie the ho, so I can start creepin’
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: “Lay down, and unbutton your bra!”
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: “Damn”, then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was going up in her
The suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: “Damn”, dropped the gat from my hand
(What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
Because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so

[Hook]

(I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor
Anybody moves and I shoot)

[Verse 3: Eazy-E]
Stacking up the money and there’s more to collect
Cause I don’t give a fuck, I take traveller’s cheques
Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see
(Three motherfucking police staring at me; what to do now?)
Hurry up and get armed
Alright, tell me, who hit the motherfucking alarm?
I’mma give ya a chance, and count to three
Or else five of y’all bitches are comin with me
([Police:] Alright, Alright, come on out niggas, or we’re coming in
This is the only chance to turn yourself in)
Fuck you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot
And don’t give a damn and not afraid to shoot
We’re sending out the hostages, all except five
And if you don’t meet our demands, they won’t stay alive
We want a copter, so we can get away clean
And take some pussy along, if you know what I mean
One hostage got brave, and got off the floor
But I smoked his ass before he got to the door
([Police:] They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!)
([MC Ren:] You stupid motherfucker trying to run
Now you’re dead as fuck trying to race a gun)
([Police:] Alright, this is the last chance to get off your ass
Or else the tear gas is about to blast)
I ran to the back and Ren followed behind
To a hell of a spot that was hard to find
The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin’
With screamin hostages, running and chokin’
Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped
At point blank range, by a motherfucking cop
And I hope they don’t think that a lesson was taught
Cause a nigga like the E was finally caught
My gat wouldn’t fire, the shit wouldn’t work
So, y’all know what time it is