Steel Panther ☆ If You Really, Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me then you really really really
Gotta show me don’t whine when I put it in your booty or if I’m up all
Night playin call of duty never hassle me because I’m unemployed if I sleep
All day don’t get annoyed then I’ll know that you really really really
Really really really love me.
If you really really want to make me feel nice don’t ever make me have ask
Twice let me have the keys to your mercedes don’t complain when I bring
Home some ladies if I get fat and look like an egg lie to me tell me I’m in
Great shape then I’ll know that you really really really really really
Really love me.
When you wonder what I did with the rent just consider it money well spent
Bought trunks and a new surfboard just go tell you dumb landlord that you
Love me you really love me
If I have sex with your friend Melanie don’t act like it’s some kind of
Felony it’s not uncommon for this kind of infidelity it happens to a lot of
Guys like tiger woods and me just be happy that I’m hung like a horse and
You to ride the pony of course then you’ll know that I’m really really
Really really really fond of you too
When you think it’s really suckie girl all your friends say your lucky girl
Got a man who’s hot they say all the girls wanna be with me cause they love
Me they really love me yes they do
If you really really really really really love me you make me hang out with
Your family your mom sucks and your dad really hates me when I try to
Borrow money he berates me they think I’m too old for you cause your 19 and
I’m 52 can’t they see that you really really really really really really
Love me. If you really love me.