“Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago, I just bought this boombox, it’s playing at the totally wrong speed. I want a refund, or–“
“Aw, I’m sorry son, haha..”
“–could you just give me another one?”
“..no”
The sale is final, no rebates
If you’re a member you can come and save
So would you help me or give me a break
In credit (In credit)
You read the fine print and you signed
No, we’re not authorized, the card’s declined
If you’ll just sign here we can change your dimes
In credit
In credit, keep what you use
In credit, all choices by you
In credit, go buy something used
In credit, credit credit credit
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