☆ Shane Dawson

I have a massive spot on my arse

Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think??

If everyone drop out of high school right now

We would have a more intelligent society

If a girl is drunk is it okay to have sex with her

Oh, oh please reply YES or NO to @Dr.Phill!

Hastag teen sex party

I just farted something sweet!

Smelled AMAZING!!!

Hastag candy farts

Everyone who has a cold sore take a picture

And send it to me

Celebrity tweets yeah

The color of my pee ofter terrefies me

Hey yo, I think its despicable me time

Part two doe

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Pusy, pusy, pusy

Its funny when 90 year old men reconigze me

Hastag sex tape watechers

Can’t believe grandmas makin me take out the garbage

I’m too rich for this shit

Sad face

Bieber please just put your fucking shirt on

Do ants have dicks

Celebrity tweets yeah

Bubble but

I like fields

Bubble but

I just cummed on my shoes

So U know how U press copy on UR smartphone with your finger

Question marks

Don’t U feel like U have touse the same finger to paste

Exclamation points

The instagram really creepy pics like this

And this and this and this

They even post 6 second vine video clips

Of useless shit like this

Celebrity tweets

Celebrity tweets yeah

Celebrity tweets

11 of my followers will probably die tonight.

I hope its not you

But if it is

Thanks for following