Biz Markie ☆ Just A Friend

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin` to this girl from the US nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin` pourin` with sweat
I was walkin` through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a
hundred proof
I asked her her name she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said How do you like the show
She said I was very amused
I started throwin` bass she started throwin` back mid
range
But when I sprung the question she acted kind of
strange
Then when I asked Do ya have a man she tried to
pretend
She said No I don`t I only have a friend
Come on I`m not even goin` for it
This is what I`m goin` sing
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
And you say he`s just a friend oh baby
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
But you say he`s just a friend oh baby
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
But you say he`s just a friend
So I took blah-blah`s word for it at this time
I thought just havin` a friend couldn`t be no crime
`Cause I have friends and that`s a fact
Like Agnes Agatha Germaine and Jacq
Forget about that let`s go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin` getttin` familiar
Spendin` a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How it`s gonna be in the future we was plannin`
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin`
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin` was
brewin`
I called her on my dime picked up and then I called
again
I said Yo who was that Oh he`s just a friend
Don`t gimme that don`t ever gimme that
Jus` bust this
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
And you say he`s just a friend oh baby
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
But you say he`s just a friend oh baby
You you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend
But you say he`s just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor`s form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo could you tell me where is door three
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn`t know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh snap Guess what I saw
A fella tongue-kissin` my girl in the mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don`t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend