☆ C’mon Let Me Ride

If you got a sweet tooth,

You can taste my watermelons

If the swing set bores you

I can show you all my talents

I can wear a tail, like all the b-tches can’t

You can have all this, boy!

And there’s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle

We can get a little more physical

Baby, after all, it’s only natural

I feel it comin’, comin’, comin’

I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, I’m your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle

You want to ride my bike

If the world starts freezing,

I can make it hot and humid

If you get a bee-sting,

I can suck out all the poison

I can make you last,

Like all the b-tches can’t

Have I made it clear, boy?

There’s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, I’m your bicycle

We can get a little more physical

Baby, after all, it’s only natural

I feel it comin’, comin’, comin’

I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, I’m your bicycle

I’m only f-cking with you

F-ck you for thinking it’s true

I’m not like the sluts in this town

They make me blehh in my mouth

I wanna ride on your bike

Cause you’re the boy that I like

It’s like I’m a sell out for you

But your bike’s so shiny and new

She’s distracted, by my reflectors, man,

I can tell the chick is attracted

My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet

Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips

With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips

Shagging’s not something

I’m a pro at, but I ain’t practicing sh-t Allen, Iverson has safe sex, condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice

Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat

My fantasy is to have you land where the kick-stand is

Got this b-tch gagging, they call me the broad killer

I’m the cousin of Godzilla

Cause I spit fire and my dick is draggin’

Zig zaggin’ up the avenue, pulling these chicks in my antagonist

Waggin’, screamin’

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle

We can get a little more physical

Baby, after all, it’s only natural

Yeah? I feel it comin’, comin’, comin’

I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It’s so fantastical, I’m your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle

You want to ride my bike