Eminem ☆ Bagpipes From Baghdad

Aahhhh
Oh it’s music to my ears oh man
How can I describe the way I feel
fucking great man
Ok let me see how can I begin
Locked in Mariah’s wine
celler all I had for lunch
Was bread wine
more bread wine and
captain crunch
Red wine for breakfast
and for brunch
And to soak it up an in between
snack crackers to munch
Mariah what ever happened to us
Why did we have to break up
All I asked for
was a glass of punch
You see I never really
asked for much
I can’t imagine what’s
Goin through your
mind after such
A nasty break up
with that Latin hunk
Louis Miguel
Nick Cannon better
back the fuck up
I’m not playin
I want to back you punk
This is Hello Kitty
bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian
with the little rappin punk
Zappin Eric Clapton
shap brings apercrunk
and yea baby
I want another crack at ya
You can beat me
with any spatula that you want
I mean I really
want ya bad ya cunt
Nick you had your fun
I’ve come to get ya
when your sack got jumped
Man I can use a
fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular
for Dracular acupuncture
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete’s sakes
he’s crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What’s goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme
we’re blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i’m gone blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack
You can be a permanent
fixture in my lyrical mixture
I’m the miracle whip
a trickster
My sicknitch a sound
when a tube of
lipstick’s around
I’m bound to put it on
in an instant wow man
What an ensemble
what an assortment of armour
suticals just beautiful
build us to my palm a
Cuticles get residue
cause i’m touchin the bottle
Never knew
I could remind me
so much of my momma
I’ll cut ya like Dahmer
pull the butcher kife on ya
The size of a sword boy
i’m like the fuckin ruts on ya
Get it stuck in your cornea
nice knowin ya Norman
Your so fuckin annoyin
drop the shovel boy
You don’t know
what the fuck your doin
I ain’t playin no fuckin more
Nick Cannon you prick
I wish you luck
with the fuckin war
Every minute
there’s a sucker born
snuck up on
Maliki made the motherfucker
suck on a struck of corn
Shucker shuck a corn
shuck a corn
Hit Jason in the face
with a hockey puck and tell em
it’s fuckin on
Man what the fuck are ya doin
You’re runnin over the
snowblower with the lawnmower
Blowin your bagpipes
from baghdad
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete’s sakes
he’s crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What’s goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme
we’re blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i’m gone blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack
In the bed with two braindead
lesbian vegetables
I bet you they
become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me
from molestin you
Titty fuckin you til
your breast nipple flesh
tickles my testicles
Is what they said
to the two conjoined twins
How’s it going girlfriends
you need a boyfriend
You need some ointment
just set up an appointment
Who’s gonna
see the doctor first
we’ll do a coin flip
I just got my one year
sorbiety coin chip
When the bad get goin
how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn’t have
any trouble rubbin groins wit
Each other especially
when you’re joined at the hip
I’m going to get the needle
and thread from the sewing kit
An attempt to separate ’em
and stitch ’em
back at the loin shit
Lure the little boy
with the chocolate
chips ahoy chip
Cookie lookie even
took me a polariod
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete’s sakes
he’s crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What’s goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme
we’re blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i’m gone blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack
Hghum day
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Hghum day
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Hghum day
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Hghum day
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