Eminem (+) Ken Kaniff

Eminem ☆ Ken Kaniff

A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I’ve been at
the last few years
Shit I don’t know
But I do know
I’m back now
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Dre Im down here under the ground
Pick me up broken tibias
fibias yeah fix me up 60 sluts
all of them dying from mass fixia
After they sit pissed through
Cristopher Reevs sippy cup
Dixie cups tonsils
boxes of oxipads Enough oxicotton to
send a fucking nox to rehab
Whack job in a bag
and a black stalking cap
Jacking off to a hockey
mask at a boxing match
He cant say that
Yes he can I just did
faggot now guess again
Better text messege
your next of kin tell em
shits about to get extra messy
especially when I flex again
Throw a fucking lesbian
into wetzy men
Faggidy faggidy fagidy
ragidy ann and andy
NO ragidy andy and andy
NO it cant be it cant be
Yes it can be the fucking anti
christ back danty and satan
in black satin panties
This is amity ville
collamity god damn
it insanity pills fanny
pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and
cranny looking for tranny’s
Milk and cookies spilled
on my silk Negligee lookie
Razorbalades with me
to make you bleed
cases of maybelline makeup
laying on the table with weed
Slim shady shit sounds
like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the fucking
toilet when your taking a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Six semen samples
17 strands of hair
Found at the back
of a van after the shooting
at the vanity fare
Hanna Montanna prepare to
elope from a can opener
and a pea cut open
like a canalope and candy bears
Glad bags yeah glad to be back
because last year was a tragidy
that landed me smack dead in rehab
Fucking doctor I didnt
understand a damn that he said
I planned to relapse the second
I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in brightened
I aint enlightened
Biting into a fucking vicadin
like im a vikin
Oh Lighten the striken
oh might be a fuckin sign not
like Im a psychic
Evaluation fuck Jason
its friday the 19
That means is just a
regular day and this is the kind of
shit I think of a regluar lay
Fucking lesbians should
have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnent and gay
missing both legs
and begging to stay
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Tell the critics I’m back and coming
Spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions and
split a bag of fonions
Mad at me understandable
canable shooting animal
light up a cannon and have him
catapult adding a dog
Captain of a cult with an
elite following to turn
halloween back into a trick
or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers
looking like a liar swipe his power
Replace his knife with flowers
and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Forbes with 40s
Stuck a expository up his ass
and made him tell him his story
Gave hannibal lector a fucking
nectarine sat him
in a fucking fruit and vegtable
section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking
wiffle bag drew
fought Freddy Krueger and
Edward Scissor Hands too
Came out with a little scratch ooh
Looking like a got in a fucking
pillow fight with a
tripple fat goose
Insanity can it be panity
where is the humanity
And having a twisted
fantasy with an arm and leg amputy
Straight jacket with a hundred
eight bracketen
With a strap that wraps
twice around my back
then they latch it
Cut your fucking head off
and ask you where your headed off to
Get it headed off to
Medic this head looks
awful this anisthetic is pathetic
so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm
keeps crushing my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me I’m underground

it wasnt a choiceit was
I had to do this
And now I’m 90 days clean
and uh that’s all
I have to share
Thanks
Thanks for sharing
Brian is there anyone
else who would like to
share this evening
Yeah I got something I want to share
When you walked through the door
you were queer to me
So come here baby boy
just come here to me
You’re a cock boy everybody wants you
You’re gayer than you
would ever claim to
I won’t have to rape you
So homie lay down down down
lay down down down
lay down down down
lay down lay down
Where’s everybody going
This always went over
real big in gay a
Ok wait I got another one
I just love condoms
and lots of come
no
O shit

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