Jason Mraz ☆ Mudhouse/Gypsy MC [Live From Amsterdam]

===[Mudhouse]↓===

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty

===[Mudhouse]↑===

I’d like to give a shout out to all the VIPs
and individualize because I am an MC
I can because I care
cause my family is there
cause I, cause I
cause I appreciate the mentality of movement
savin’ all my sentences unless of course they’re smoothy spoken
quiet type, the kind to watch out for
no man of the clan, perpetrating the scam, sure

I’m the boy with the fallpian voice
straight from the sleeve of any wizard of choice
I got the reason to be roamin’ out the coverage area
send me the bill if all my lovin’ is scarin’ ya

dare you to dream the way that I believe
got the skill to go commando in any fatigues
I got the best damn – in the music scene
also flow solo or just let it be
because, of the love
oh the self realization is the if, and, and but
cause you gotta know your name before you play at the game
keep a level headed check on your health and stay same

address the tack on the track put the needle on the record
and prepare it for playback
Say jack, could I buy another vowel
I need another clue
and I could also use a towel
and how goes the medium tempo
slayin’ all the teachers like the class of eighty-four
and down low, you know my fidelity’s gold
well I will never hurt a fly with my flip-flops on
got control

even keep a clean toilet bowl
2000 flushes blue and it’s still goin’ strong
do I do what I do for the sake of the song
comin’ through on the radio
it’s for you, this is proof
my own story’s a spoof
I’ll always be a Gypsy, I’ll forever be aloof
and if you never get to likin’ me it’s ok too
but you made it this far
so pay a toll at the booth and move on

===[Mudhouse]↓===

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty

===[Mudhouse]↑===

True or false, I can be a sensitive man
with sensible plans for the everyday woman
and I can keep her eatin’ out the palm of my hand
because the dope that we smoke was grown on my land
the words are burn, the don’t come from a can
the movie in my mind will be the winner again
so take your chance, a bluffer full of part-time romance
cleverer the better measure up to whatever

cause it don’t matter how tall, how fat or how small
the equal opportunity is open to all
the casting call, the line forms down the hall
all you need is ID that shows that you’re legal
but people with egos…..****
well you better not go
cause you know I don’t need those
and if there is a problem that I really oughta read
post it on the web care of R-K-O-P

it’s easy like me but a bit less for sleazy
oh-heavy on the melody and add a little cheese
and if you can’t stand the kitchen get the hell out the heat
to meet with the geek all you need is a heartbeat…

===[Mudhouse]↓===

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty

===[Mudhouse]↑===

(ok, that’s enough for that)

well I’m type a-positive and just the way I like it
right away I’m satisfied with my food before I try it
can’t deny it to save my life, I’m never lying
to brave this mic without the same thing twice
is actually an act of stayin’ up all night
with the mood just right
and the purchase of a flight
from the west coast, to the northern light
it’s aurora borealis’s company that I’m tight with

despite all the things that you’ve heard
I’ll admit that most is true and I’ll be keepin’ my word
by doin’ double duty on the search for new verbs
and I report to work early to deliver the worm
and with the back well covered by the buddies of ease
there ain’t no way in hell that I could ever catch a disease
and breaking all the codes on the latest machines
I will even let you download me for free

===[Mudhouse]↓===

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty

ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty
ain’t got no dope, all I got’s my forty
ain’t got nobody, baby, I can call my shorty