*Old Time’s Sake playing in the background phone rings*
[Secretary]
Mr. Berman
[Steve Berman]
What
[Secretary]
We have Eminem here to see you
[Steve Berman](Eminem)
about fuckin’ time Send him in (Steve Good to see ya man)
Look who decided to show his face
I hope you’ve had fun in the last 4 years.
(Look man I apologise again for-)
For shooting me Do you know I lost the use of my right arm
(Again it was a mistake)
(a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest)
and then you go and you do what
hide out stay in Detroit from us 5 years
while the music industry melts the fuck down
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation
(Well that’s actually why I’m here I was gonna
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you
and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it
Let me guess another album about poor me
I’m so famous that it’s ruined my rich little life
and I’m such a tortured artist.
Let me make music about it and my tragic love life
am I on to something here
(Come on man it’s not like that yo-)
You know what Just hand the fuckin thing over
I’m done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.
Big selfish superstar
(Steve I had a drug problem)
Oh poor me I had a drug problem.
Who hasn’t had a drug problem in this town You know what
*cocks gun*
(Hey hey)
Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out
(Woah woah woah. Jesus Christ man )
(Alright alright here fine)
What’s this shit Two CD’s
(That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you man there’s 2 albums)
Just get out (Alright)
Get the fuck out (Alright man see you later)
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