☆ Jesus, you are my best friend

Intro:
Dr Dre : Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.

Eminem : Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you’re fucking right!

Dr Dre : To the rap mobile, let’s go!

Lady : Marshall! Marshall!

Eminem : Bitches and Gentleman! It’s showtime!
Hurry, hurry step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is…

Lady : Marshall!

Eminem : You wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without futher adieu, I bring to you…

Lady : Marshall!

Verse #1: Your bout to witness hip hop in it’s
Most pourest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest, known artist
Chip off the old block but old doc is back!
Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin
Oh god, Sadam’s got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges
*VRRM VRRM* Yeah, here I come
My inches away from you, here fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

Chorus 2x:
Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can i get a witness?

Dr Dre : Hell Yeah

Verse #2:
Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles
Gee willycores Dre, holly bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
When I’m gone time to get rid of these rap criminals
So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best
You ain’t even impressed no more, you used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit
The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it
On an eighties songs and exagerate it all So much
they make it all up There’s no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you rapping and you know what for
The show must go on, so I’d like to welcome ya’ll
To Marshall and Andre’s carnival C’mon, now!

Chorus 2x

Verse #3
It’s just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic?
You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes
Dial straight down the center 8 0 0
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett
And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats, and be so breezy
Jesus, how can shit be so easy
How can one Chandra be so Levy
Turn on these beats MC’s dont see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
Are gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy
Can’t leave rap alone the game needs me
‘Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothing but clowns down here
But we, ain’t fucking around round here Yo Dre!