Tenacious D ☆ Destiny

I am complete
Fuck
Yes you are fucked
shit out of luck
Now I’m complete and
my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and
you’re first in line
You brought me the pick and
now you shall both die
Wait wait
wait you muthafucka
we challenge you to a rock off
give us one chance to
rock your socks off
Fuck fuck fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms
what is the catch
If we win
you must take your sorry
ass back to hell
and also you will
have to pay our rent
And what if I win
then you can take Kage back to hell
What
trust me Kage its the only way
to be your little bitch
Fine Let the rock off begin

I’m the devil I love metal
Check this riff it’s fucking tasty
I’m the devil I can do what I want
whatever I got I’m gonna flaunt
there’s never been a rock off
I’ve ever lost
I can’t wait to take
Kage back to hell
I’m gonna fill him
with my hot demon gel
I’ll make him squeal like
my scarlet pimpernel
No
C’mon Kage bring the thundah
there’s just no way
that we can win
That was a masterpiece
Listen to me
He rocks too hard
because he’s not a mortal man
God damn it Kage
He gonna make you his sex slave
You’re gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive
monster mamma jam
Dude we’ve been through
so much shit
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it’s time to blow
this fucker down
C’mon Kage now it’s
time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables
Now it’s time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cuz
it’s time for a showdown
We’ll bend you over
then we’ll take ya to brown town
Now we’ve got to blow
this fucker down
He’s gonna rape me
if we do not blow doors down
C’mon Kage cuz it’s
time to blow doors down
It’s time for the black out
Hey anti christer Beelzeboss
We know your weakness
our rocket sauce
We rock the casbah
and blow your mind
We will defeat you
for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D

You guys are fuckin’ lame
Come on Kage
You’re comin with me
Taste my lightning suckers
NO
Ow Fuck
My Fuckin’ horn
ohh no
From whence you came
you shall remain
until you are complete again
No

Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables
I’ll get you Tenacious D