☆ The Bad Touch

Ha ha well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several
other very important differences
between human beings and
animals that you
should know about

I’d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby
sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that
only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel yes I’m Ebert
and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough
of two hand touch
you want it rough
you’re out of bounds
I want to you smothered
want you covered
like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex
never reaching apex like
Coca Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an
hour early just like
Daylight Savings Time
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
that the motion
of your ocean
means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs
high tide B 5
you sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on
I’m Mr Coffee
with an automatic drip
So show me yours
I’ll show you mine
Tool Time
you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggie
style so we can both watch X Files
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
gettin’ horny now

You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain’t
nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
gettin’ horny now