Neil Patrick Harris ☆ Sugar Daddy

I’ve got a sweet tooth
for licorice drops and jelly roll
Hey sugar daddy
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl
I’ll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if you’ve got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home
Black strap molasses
you’re my orange blossom honey bear
Bring me Versace blue jeans
and black designer underwear
We’ll dress up like the disco dancing
jet set in Milan and Rome
And if you’ve got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home
Oh the thrill of control
like the rush of rock and roll
is the sweetest taste I’ve known Oh yah
so come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home
When honey bees go shopping
it’s something to be seen
They swarm to wild flowers
and get nectar for the queen
And everything you bring me
got me dripping like a honeycomb
and if you’ve got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home
Oh the thrill of control
like the Blitzkrieg on the roll
is the sweetest taste I’ve know oh yah
If you’ve got some sugar
bring it homeBah bah dabba dabba dabba do
Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home
Whiskey and French cigarettes
a motorbike with high speed jets
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo allergenic dog
I want all the luxuries of the modern age
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue
So you think only a woman
can truly love a man
Well you buy me the dress
I’ll be more woman
than a man like you can stand
I’ll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
and if you got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home
It’s our tradition to control
like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl
remember him
from the Ukraine to the Rhone
Sweet home uber alles
Lord, I’m coming homeyah
Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home