Miranda Lambert ☆ Little Red Wagon

You only love me for my big sun glasses

And my Tony Lomas

And my Dodge Dart classic

You said “I’ll be Johhny and you be June

I’ll ride with you to the moon”

But guess what?

[Chorus:]

You can’t ride in my little red wagon

The front seat’s broken and the axel’s dragin’

You can’t step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain’t my fault when I’m walkin’ jaws droppin’ like

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah

Oh, heaven help me

I’ve been sewing wildflower seeds

And chasing tumble weeds

But that’s just who I be

And you’re just trying to slow this rolling stone

But I’m on to you baby

So guess what?

[Chorus:]

You can’t ride in my little red wagon

The front seat’s broken and the axel’s dragin’

No you can’t step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain’t my fault when I’m walkin’ jaws droppin’ like

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah

Oh, you only love me for my big sun glasses

And my Tony Lomas

I live in Oklahoma

And I’ve got long, blonde hair

And I play guitar, and I go on the road

And I do all the shit you wanna do

And my dog does tricks

And I ain’t about drama, ya’ll

And I love my apron

But I ain’t your mama!

So guess what?

[Chorus:]

You can’t ride in my little red wagon

The front seat’s broken and the axel’s dragin’

No you can’t step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain’t my fault when I’m walkin’ jaws droppin’ like

Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh