The Lonely Island ☆ I’m on a Boat

Shorty
Aww shit get your towels ready
it’s about to go down
Everybody in the
place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your
motherfucking toes
We running this
let’s go
I’m on a boat
I’m on a boat
Everybody look at me
cause I’m sailing on a boat
I’m on a boat
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard
look at the motherfucking boat
I’m on a boat motherfucker
take a look at me
Straight floating on a
boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots
wind whipping out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker
cause I’m on a boat
Take a picture trick
I’m on a boat bitch
We drinking Santana champ
Cause it’s so crisp
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie floppies
I’m flipping burgers
you at Kinko’s
Straight flipping copies
I’m riding on a dolphin
doing flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashing
getting everybody all wet
But this ain’t Seaworld
this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker
don’t you ever forget
I’m on a boat and
It’s going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore
then you’re sure not me oh
Get the fuck up
this boat is REAL
Fuck land
I’m on a boat motherfucker
Fuck trees
I climb buoys motherfucker
I’m on the deck with my boys
motherfucker
This boat engine make noise
motherfucker
Hey ma if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the
starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat
to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett
anything is possible
Yeah never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road
Poseidon
Look at me oh
Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I’m on a boat
I’m on a boat
Everybody look at me cause
I’m sailing on a boat
I’m on a boat
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the
mothafuckin’ boat