Yo, wud up y’all? The name’s Co-Z – And I’m a tell you a little story ’bout what happened to me – I was sitting in my room, jai ponser que le belle femme – My clock said 9:27 p.m. – It was a school night, but I didn’t give a shit – I’m feeling bored as hell, and yo I’m sick of it – Who to call? – Maybe Kami Lewis – Dan, or Gumball, or Matt, or Ho Is Ruiz? – My boy Fair-O’s got my back – (I got your back) – Then I said to my self, “Self, you need a little Prozach
Well, this is Prozach speaking, but ummm… I aint so little – Tonight I’d like a turkey sandwhich with a girlie in the middle – (Mmmmmmm… I’ll have what he’s having) – So I went and picked Co-Z up so we could get started on the grabbin’ – The honies are good to go down in Coral Reef – So we jumped in the car and rolled down on 152nd street – Feelin’ kinda hungry, ’cause I’m a growin’ tot – I made a quick ass left into the 7-11 parking lot
Steppin’ into the store I think a Slurpee is in order – I’m checking my pockets for the flow, I’ve only got a quarter – Prozach’s got the cach and the nads – Went over to the machine to see what flavors they had – The coke wasn’t ready and neither was the grape – I wanted to bust a cap, but I remembered the security tape
Since the Slurpee machine was broken like Co-Z said – I went to the candy aisle, grabbed a pack of Big Red – Instead of using my flow on some more shit that would rot my teeth – I gave Coze $1.29 for some Swisher Sweets
When the Slurpees aren’t ready, you know that I be hatin’ it – But thanks for the Swishers my man, I sure appreciate it – Let’s bust on outta here, gotta say the time is near for the Board to disappear – Grab a beer – Oh shit, my bad – I forgot you don’t drink – And I forgot the Old Spice and man do I stink
Ummm… I was just chillin’, illin’ – Poppin’ Tylenol ’cause my tooth needs a filling – When I decided to go on a beef jerky run – So the Fair-O stepped into the “seven-one-one” – I had my money for my jerky, when who do I see? – My two niggers: Prozach and Co-Z – I said, “Yo, what’s up?” – “Suck a dick.” “Fuck you.” – I grabbed some jerky and a Mountain Dew – Then Habbib behind the counter says, “You pay for that?” – “Well, I’m planning to, but no, not yet.” – “I go calling police. You no move there.” – This wouldn’t have happened if I had short hair
Yeah, since I cut my locks I gots the girls on my jock – Me and Fair-O never stop gettin’ the phat props – I’ll speak of the women later, lets talk Habbib instead – I went up to the counter, put my nine to his head – “Open up the register, break yourself fool,” said my man Co-Z real proper like – “Hey Habbib, let me tell you ’bout my date last night – I was out with your mom, and I dropped her – Like the soap in the shower, but I didn’t pick her up.” – Stashed the cash in my pocket and the change in a Slurpee cup – Prozach capped the towel-head, Co-Z looked at me – As we ran for the door, I grabbed some more beef jerky – So if the cops come axin’ about this incident – Just say like O.J., we’re innocent
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