The Lonely Island ☆ YOLO (feat. Adam Lecine & Kendrick Lamar)

YOLO
You only live once
The battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don’t get too crazy
It’s not worth the risk
You know that
We are still young
So don’t be dumb
Don’t trust anyone
Cause you only live once
Ugh you only live once
That’s the motto
So take a chill pill
Ease off the throttle
Never go to loud clubs
Cause it’s bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry
when they can’t hear
And stay the hell away from drugs
Cause they’re not legal
Then bury all your money
in the backyard like a beagle
Cause you should
never trust a bank
They’ve been known to fail
And never travel
by car a bus boat or by rail
And don’t travel by plane
and don’t travel at all
Built a bomb shelter basement
with titanium walls
And wear titanium suit’s
in case piano’s fall on ya
And never go in saunas
Cause they’re crawlin’
with piranhas
And never take the stairs
Cause they’re often unsafe
You only live once
Don’t let it go to waste
You know that
We are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat til it’s done
Cause you only live once
Yeah
and here’s another piece of advice
Stay away from kids
Cause their hair
is filled with mad lice
There’s no such thing
as too much Purell
This a cautionary tale word
to George Orwell
So don’t 1980 force any plugs
into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt
and triple lock it
Then hire a taster
Make him check your food
for poison
And if you think your mailman
is a spy then destroy him
No blankets or pajamas
They can choke you in your sleep
Two words about furniture
Killing machines
Board your windows up
The sun is bad for your health
And always wear a straight jacket
So you’re safe from yourself
Uh huh take no chances
Stop freelancin’ right now
Invest in your future
Don’t dilute your finances uh huh
401K make sure it’s low risk
then get some real estate how much
42 percent thirty year mortgage
That’s important
That’s a great deal
And if you can’t afford it
Don’t forge it on your last bill
Renting is for suckers right now
A dependable savings
and you’ll retire with money
in your account
Beast
YOLO
Say no no
Isolate yourself and
just roll solo be care folo
You oughta look out
also stands for YOLO
You know that
We are still young
Burn the prints off your thumbs
Then pull out all your teeth
So you can’t bite your tongue
Only on this earth
for a short time time
So don’t go outside
Cause you don’t wanna die die
Just take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the sky
You oughta look out