selfie ☆ #selfie#the_chainsmokers##

When Jason was at the table
I kept seeing him look at me
when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing
that to make me jealous
Because he was totally texting
me all night last night
and I don’t know if it’s
a booty call or not
So like what do you think
Did you think that
girl was pretty
How did that girl
even get in here
Did you see her
She is so short and that dress
is so tacky
Who wears cheetah
It’s not even summer why does
the DJ keep on playing
Summertime sadness
After we go to the bathroom can
we go smoke a cigarette
I really need one
But first let me take a selfie
Let me take selfie
Can you guys help me
pick a filter
I don’t know if I should go with
XX Pro or Valencia
I want to look tan
What should my caption be
I want it to be clever
How about Livin’ with my
ladies Hashtag LIV
I only got 10 likes in the last
5 minutes
Do you think
I should take it down
Let me take another selfie
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Let me take another selfie
Wait pause Jason just liked my
selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there
Yeah the one next to the girl
with no shoes on
That’s so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her
Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays
OK lets go take some shots
Oh no I feel like I’m gonna
throw up
Oh wait never mind I’m fine
Lets go dance
There’s no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here
Oh my god Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him
I guess I took a good selfie
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Let me take selfie
Let me take selfie