Jimmy Fallon & Will.I.Am ☆ Ew!

Seriously Look at her butt Ew
Oh she looks like a slut Ew
I’m like what the what Ew
Right Right Ew ew
Oh you got to see this ew
Oh my gross I can’t believe it ew
She’s so basically basic ew
She’s literally making me sick ew
This is embarrassing Ew ew
Like seriously seriously Ew ew
No seriously seriously Ew ew
I can’t I can’t Ew ew
Look at look at this OM effin G
what the eff
You’re gonna freakin’ flip
like seriously freakin’ flip
Cuz Sally’s mad at Iggy
because Iggy’s booty’s more biggy
And Sally’s booty’s twiggy
so she called her friend Cybie
Now Sally’s gonna get impleggies
What’s impleggies Implants silly ew
I’m freakin’ for real
I think silicone butts are ew ew
Where’d she get that outfit Ew
That girl is totally ratchet Ew
No seriously who likes that Ew
Right right Ew ew
Look at the way she takes pics ew
And what’s up with those duck lips Ew
She’s so lame ew
Super lame Ew ew
This is embarrassing Ew ew
Like seriously seriously Ew ew
No seriously seriously Ew ew
Oh my gosh Ew ew
I am not hating
I am merely conversating
With my BFF Sara
So bust your rhyme Sara
It’s MirIAm and you know who
Now here’s some things
I think are ew
FaceTime and reclining in
Airplane seats and then Vining
Retweeting tweets I’m not lying
Cuz even rhyming’s annoying
Bread bowls and ravioli
casserole a roly poly
Caterpillar on my really
old and moldy windowsill ew
Trapper keepers and
a creeper wearin’ sneakers
With the toes and maybe
Frozen cuz you knowin’
I don’t wanna build a snowman
Ew Ew ew Ew ew ew ew
Ew Ew ew Seriously yuck
Hello my name is Sara
that’s Sara with no H
Too bad if you don’t like it
cuz haters gonna hate
My Stepdad Gary
he tries to act so cool
Every time we see him
my friends and I say Ew
Hey funky bunch
what’re you guys doing
Oh my gosh it’s my step dad Gary
And he just ruined it
I heard that funky beat
that you was playing down here
It’s a party over here
it’s a party over here
Ew